![]() Not to take anything away from Colin Kaepernick, but Newton may just be the bravest player in the NFL. Enter one Cam Newton, the Carolina Panthers’ QB who is actually big and rebellious. I’m not railing on veganism by a longshot, but the dude is wasting away in that suit.It’s been said that it takes a big man to be a true rebel. The Week 1 headscarf was kind of badass and dangerous, this looks like a regular-ass scarf old people wear to the movies because it’s too cold inside.įeel Cam some damn food please. This is like if Neo entered The Matrix at the precise same time as your grandma was getting her hair set and the two spliced together. ![]() This was the worst week for Cam, and this look doesn’t make it any better. But then again, I wouldn’t even be able to tell what kind of character he’d even be. It looks like he’s stuck in a computer! And it’s too big for him! Clearly he’s going for kooky, but what he gave is cartoon character. The suit is also simultaneously doing too much and not enough. Whereas with the western hat it looked cohesive and cool, I am … perplexed as to what purpose it’s serving him here. The scarf is markedly less charming for me this time around. I’m a big fan of any fashion item that could become an improvised weapon at a moment’s notice.Ĩ/10 Week 2 Head scarf, sequined jacked, tinted glasses. The barbed wire around the hat is badass. Why does Newton need two layers of head protection? What does he expect will happen in the middle of a press conference that will require so much shade? I don’t really get the head scarf with the hat. All I can think about is how many summer weddings I’ve attended where I wish I could appear formal, but also not have to wear long sleeves. This suit has short sleeves! And you barely even notice them! The whole look is very Western, which is obviously very cool right now. It’s that he managed to pull it off with a short-sleeve suit. It’s not even the fact he’s wearing a wide-brim fedora with literal barbed wire around it, or that he accessorized it with a bandana as a headscarf. This is, quite frankly, the best postgame interview outfit I’ve ever seen in my life. Week 1 Barbed wire-wrapped hat, head scarf, shirt-jacket, and waist coat. This season Rebecca (an expert) and I (an idiot) will review each of Newton’s signature looks. Rebecca Jennings writes for The Goods over at Vox, where she follows fashion and consumer trends. Thankfully, I know someone who really knows fashion, so I don’t have to pretend I know what I’m talking about. I’m currently writing this while wearing shorts and a graphic tee featuring The Golden Girls. Everything I know about men’s style I learned from episodes of Queer Eye. Let’s get this out of the way early: I am a self-accepting fashion idiot. His statement outfits often make bigger headlines than his on-field performance and judging by the looks of things, that’s not changing anytime soon. More importantly, it means the return of one of the sport’s most cherished traditions: Trying to figure out what the hell Cam Newton is wearing.įor years, we’ve watched in awe as Newton’s postgame attire showcased his flamboyant, fashion-forward style - an impressive feat for someone who lives in a city where a pastel golf shirt is considered avant-garde. NFL football is back, and with it a renewed spirit of hope.
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